Transportation Professional is the magazine of the Institution of Highways and Transportation. Within its pages are articles on a fascinating array of topics ranging from award-winning aqueducts to runway friction. Making the cover of Transportation Professional is the transport industry equivalent of being on the cover of Vogue, Rolling Stone, Esquire and so on in the world of glossy magazines.
So, well done Chris Jackson on getting there. The fucker's fucking fucked though, that's for sure. At least there's only one of him, you might point out in reply. The problem is - and I've spent the entire night looking at his picture to confirm this - his face is in a perpetual state of transmogrification. First comes the slight, knowing smile, of course, like he might be tripping too. Next comes the warping and swirling - subtle to begin with, then more and more pronounced - till things get pretty fucked up. Really fucked up, in fact - I think, on balance, in a good way.
Chris Jackson, I salute you. You are indeed The Transportation Professional.